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mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

oh my god I get stuff like this all the time.
The amount of people who say “car crash movie” instead of If I Stay is almost sad.
And “standing tall” for When The Game Stands Tall is common too.

  • other country:

    wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved

  • america:

    there is just no stopping the war on drugs........

  • other country:

    we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning

  • america:

    no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........

  • other country:

    gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions

  • america:

    wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............

  • other country:

    nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt

  • america:

    if only there was a way.............................

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

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